The announcer said, "We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snow plows can get through."

Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast
again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered
side of the street, so the snow plows can get
through."

Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
Then the power went out.

Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know
what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice
that all men who are married struggle to
exhibit, Norman said... "Honey, why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time?"