A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and said to the old farmer, "I'm here to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said, "Okay, but you'd better not go out in that field."

The Ag representative said in a demanding tone, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government behind me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his chores. In a few minutes, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for his life, headed for the fence. Close behind, and gaining with every step, was the farmer's prize bull, nostrils flaring, madder than a full nest of hornets.

The old farmer cupped his hands to his mouth and yelled out,

"Show Him Your Card! Show Him Your Card!"