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They like their humor (I mean humour) a little off-color (I mean colour): Quote:The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident on the eastern shore in Canada, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. 'We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one Mountie. 'Tell me! Did you find her?' the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?' Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, 'Give me the bad news first. 'The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay. 'Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news? 'The Mountie continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her. 'Stunned, the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?' The Mountie said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'
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 LOL!!! I didn't EVEN see that one coming! That was great!
Mark Twain wrote:
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting its shoes on.
Mark Twain
Baron Miller wrote:
Grace ruins the idea that you are fully in charge.
Baron Miller
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