MISSING HUSBAND

Rick was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, and it had better be there!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, got the box, and brought it back into the house.

Upon opening it, she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him.