WELCOME TO THE BIKER BAR

Who invited you here?

Anybody can be a conservative, but you have to conservative and a biker to drink here.(ladies welcome)
Tell us what ya ride, show us a picture.
This bar is about bikes, anything and everything related to bikes.

You will be ignored unless you admit the natural order of American Motorcycles:

1)Bow down before America's first Motocycle the INDIAN since 1901

2)Harley's are cool too, but only since 1903
3)All other American made pre-WW2 motorcycles
4)All chopped and bobbed homebuilt bikes
5)Custom American Bikes
6)Modern non Indian /non Harley American Made Bikes
7)Nortons, BSA's, Matchless, Vincent
8) All other foreign bikes
9) All bikes with plastic parts that sound like sewing machines
10) subject to change if you have a really good argument and great pictures...

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If ya hafta ask
ya'll never understand

Keep your politics out of my sports.

Hi guys,
I posted this at Dexter's site, and I thought you might like this too. It was forwarded to me be a good friend,L.P. from the Iron Indians. If anybody knows who the original author is, let me know. it has been credited to several different icons.

JUST A BIKER (author unknown)

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair.
But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you look in fright at my tattoos.
But you didn't see me cry as my children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.
I saw you drive by as I was broke down on the side of the road.
But you didn't see me volunteer to fight your neighbor's house fire.
I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But you didn'tsee me going home to be with my family.
I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you yelling at your kids in the car.
But you didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.
I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you race down the road in the rain.
But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But you didn't see me trying to turn right.
I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.
I saw you go home to your family.
But you didn't see me.
Because I died that day you cut me off.
I was just a biker.
A person with friends and a family.
But you didn't see me.


Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community.
If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you.
I hope you never lose someone that rides...



EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US,
RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE
AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS
TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY!




LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES

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If ya hafta ask
ya'll never understand

Keep your politics out of my sports.

Duh!!!
By the way, stop by GRANTS in Ferndale today and every chance you get.
The final day is March 15th,
Sad, but true, Russ and Linda are closing down.

Get every American Biker, classic car owner and every muscle car enthusiast to take their American Steel by to see Russ and Linda to thank them for years of giving us a wonderful place to show our fine pieces of American Steel!!!

With time everything changes, Some for the better, some are sad.
Lets support Russ and his plethora of jokes and Linda and her fine smile by stopping by on (or in) our American Iron and Steel and purchase as many cheeseburgers, Malts, and french fries as we can.

I WILL MISS GRANTS!!!

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If ya hafta ask
ya'll never understand

Keep your politics out of my sports.

Dexter whined at me to write something Poly tickle over at his site. After telling him to KMA! this iz whut I writ:

I keep hearing all these people talking about publicly funded transportation and they're planning to spend Hunnerds and Hunnerds of Millions of Dollars of our state taxes to benefit some folks in King and Snohomish county. According to those guys at the Washington Policy Center the cost will average about $185,000 per person.

Holy smokes! just like subsidizing farmers not to grow crops, Pay these guys not to work.
Buy each one of 'em a Harley, especially that new badass Harley Crossbones! Maybe around $16,795 msrp. (they're finally starting to build a motorcycle that looks like a motorcycle should again. Too bad it don't come with a knucklehead! I still prefer INDIAN!!!)

That leaves $165,000 per person. Well if they earn what I do, then they should be able to stay home for about 4 years.

What these guys who want us all on busses don't get is that it will not work in areas like the West. We have had our attitudes for too many generations. It is a cultural problem for them.

" I got my horse, you get your own horse, Dammit!" Got it figured out yet, smart guys?

What benefit is there for me on a bus?

What if part way through the busride, I see a road I want to go on? Will the driver change directions for me? NO.

How about grocery shopping?

Or hauling lumber,

or gravel?

Or just opening up the throttle with a hot Babe on the back and enjoying the day?

Every real American male should have a Motorcycle and pick up Truck! Then find a hot babe to marry who owns a Jeep. (not an SUV, but a Real JEEP dammit! If she is a hot babe and her JEEP says WILLY"S on the back with a PTO winch up front...Bonus!)

What about picking up hot babes?

Hey baby, wanna ride with me on the bus?

or...

Hey baby, wanna ride my shovelhead?

Who do you think is going to have a better chance?

Finally, I pay for my ride and subsidizing your ride is as silly as the rest of us buying a bunch of people in King and Snohomish counties a Harley. Or as silly as the rest of us buying your busses for you. Busses are great for Socialist countries like France and Cananda, But not for Americans. The Motorcycle and Muscle car is our culture.

When I was overseas, every European I met described Americans as wearing Cowboy Hats and Giant Revolvers, Racing Big Muscle Cars, Riding Big Loud Motorcycles and We all listen to Hank Williams Jr. and eat Big Greasy Hamburgers and Drink Cheap Beer by the case, and spit Skoal in the Dirt and Pee on trees! We open doors for ladies, and love our moms! We'll fight in public and buy the loser a beer.
I gotta agree with 'em, even though they were tryin' to insult me with this "of course you know" attitude and lookin' down their collectivist nose at me. That is our contribution to World Culture! You sure as hell can't do all this in FRANCE!!!

Don't know 'bout anybody else, but it looks like a fine day to ride! I sure as hell don't mean the bus! As for my biker buddies, If yer waitin' for the sun, I'll have thousands of miles on my bike this year before you stop polishing yours.

Watch out for cages, and remember, none of 'em see us. Always give the cage the right of way, cause they're probably in a hurry and the cell phone is in their ear, their radio is on NPR, their wrapped up in their own little world. Watch for them kommuniste group transportation cages too.

I have seen 'em turn with no signals and blow yeelow lights with a very RED tint. (I know, they're not supposed to do that, but the closer you get to the BIG cities, the ruder and arrogant the bus drivers are. been there done that you can have my @#$%ing shirt!)


OPEN THROTTLE AND RIDE FREE OR DIE, BABY!!!

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If ya hafta ask
ya'll never understand

Keep your politics out of my sports.

Indian Aaron contacted me and asked if I would help him post this video. It really is pretty impressive. This is a 1950s Italian Police Motorcycle Drill Team. It's over 6 megs, so the download will take a bit.

The Video