An 80 year old cowboy sat down at the local diner and ordered a cup of coffee. As
he sat sipping his coffee, a very pretty young woman sat
down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling
calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a
cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, " Nope. I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian."
You better laugh at yourself,
Everyone else is.
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