Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he learned that he was going to inherit a fortune at the passing of his sickly father, he decided that he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman that he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.